WHO AM I?
I am the proud owner of one famous beatboxing parakeet, two dominant hands, three slices of cheesecake (soon to be zero), and a million freckles. I don’t have any siblings which comes to people’s surprise, and many believe I also don’t have a spine. My hometown is Scranton, but I’ve yet to watch The Office because I prefer to write my own stand-up about the sad city I had to call home for 18 years. In fact, my first experience with superimposing images was photoshopping myself in another city.
If you’re still curious to learn more, let me break my name down for you because it defines me quite well.
My first name, Allison, is made up of 3 words: All-is-on. And that is exactly what I am…always on, always thinking. Could be working on myself, working 2 jobs at once, or creating another idea I came up with for fun at 2 in the morning.
And my last name, Scherger, is pronounced “sure-grr”. I promise I’m as sweet as it sounds.